"Please have a seat, my dear", my date said to me as we were finally sitting down for a nice dinner. The place was packed with high-brow people as per usual, but the wait staff was quite different! I mean, it's not like they were rude or anything... read more >>>

Our intelligence allowed us to pinpoint a weakness in the enemy's defense, which is why we were parachuted in right where we were. Unfortunately, our intelligence was flawed, and I was captured by the head bitch in charge... read more >>>