In a drug-induced daze, I woke up in the hospital after my surgery, trying to make heads or tails of everything around me. I couldn't feel the pain in my appendix anymore, so that was good. But something felt really odd. This hot nurse came to check on me and asked how I was doing, and I went to say something when I felt my chest... read more >>>

Sure, you know I came to Jamaica strictly for the pussy. I caught the first chick making eye contact on the beach and seduced her with my charm. She wanted to come back to my hotel room immediately, so we raced back for what I thought was going to be a day and night of torrid sex. But when we got down to it, I was amazed that she... read more >>>